Pet Clown

Pearl: "I will hug him, and squeeze him, and call him GEORGE!"
Yeeaaaaaaaahhh, random I know lol But allow me to explain.

Anyone ever watch The Big Comfy Couch as a kid? Blast from the past, I bet. lol
This is the honest truth, now. I was eating lunch one day, minding my own business and flipping through channels, when I came across this kid show, The Big Comfy Couch. I nearly choked on my food laughing because there was this clown dancing stripper-style to a song he was singing about lying. At the time, I was thinking "omg, what kind of kid show is this?" (I'd never seen a clown do so many pelvic thrusts before -_-' ) If there's anyone whose never heard of this show, you can see what I mean by checking out a video on youtube that I found of that exact same dance-scene that I nearly died laughing at:
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(also, read the comments that ppl leave, they're hilarious!)

The character's name is Major Bedhead, and after seeing him dance like that, Pearl has chosen him to be her new, pet clown. Hopefully, she doesn't eat him. lol

Major Bedhead belongs to the makers of The Big Comfy Couch (c) 2007 Amity Entertainment Inc.

Pearl is mine though! lol